Why can??t men and women be friends?
It??s simple; because men have dicks and women have vaginas.
Brilliant, right? Well don??t call me a genius yet. My name is Imogen Towns and most of my…scratch that…all of my relationships, or lack thereof, started out as us just being friends. Which turned into friends with benefits. Which then turned into skid marks on my driveway the minute I mentioned anything about turning our friendship into an actual relationship. So much for the benefits.
So once I finally figured out that anyone with a set of testicles calling himself my friend really only wanted...