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How to Raise a Billionaire Genius: Guarantee Your Crying Poop Monster Grows Up to be Better Than All the Other Kids

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by D. Hornby & Sean Campbell
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How to Raise a Billionaire Genius: Guarantee Your Crying Poop Monster Grows Up to be Better Than All the Other Kids by D. Hornby & Sean Campbell

From attachment-parenting hugs to Tiger Mom discipline, the so-called experts offer plenty of contradictory advice on how to raise the perfect child. So don't bother with their boring theories and instead follow the hilarious, if not so expert, suggestions in this book and surely (well, maybe) your precious offspring will turn out to be exactly what you want.

•Forget Mozart—inspire a BILLIONAIRE in the womb by playing stock market bells and yelling like rally-crazed brokers.
• A GENIUS isn't made playing hide-and-seek, so stop your offspring from playing games with IQ-draining friends.
• A SUPER MODEL can't have fat (not even baby fat), so start her at birth on a diet of painkillers, cigarettes and vodka.

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Ebook Details
Pages: 108
Size: 1.7 MB
Publisher: Ulysses Press
Date published:   2013
ISBN: 9781612431574 (DRM-EPUB)

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