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The Rabbit Who Wants to Go to Harvard: A New Way of Getting Children to Stop Sleeping and Start Achieving

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The Rabbit Who Wants to Go to Harvard: A New Way of Getting Children to Stop Sleeping and Start Achieving by Diana Holquist

For fans of Goodnight iPad and Go the F**k to Sleep, this hilarious picture-book parody satirizes helicopter parents and our culture??s extreme focus on childhood achievement. It??s an irresistible gift for moms and dads with a sense of humor!

Are you concerned that your four-year-old is not taking Pre-K seriously? Is your child napping when he could instead be cramming for his SAT? Have you heard about the new hypnotize-your-kid-to-sleep book and thought, SLACKER? Join parents all over the world who have embraced this groundbreaking book as their new nightly routine.

In this uproariously funny parody, Ronald and Mommy Rabbit get help from Adderall Aardvark, Kollege Koach Kitty, and Admission Officer Owl, who know just how to help children stop their incessant sleeping and other quaint relics of youth for a much worthier goal: the Ivy League.
Make your dreams your child's dreams today!

“Any truly successful parent knows that there??s no time to rest: the prep school toddler down the street has already invented a new computer language! This book is guaranteed to get your kids on the right track. Now.”??"Harvard Dad, class of 2031

“Makes controlling your kid child??s play??"or, you know, the opposite!”??"Harvard Mom, class of 2032

“Super creepy!”??"Mom in Seattle

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Ebook Details
Pages: 24
Size: 2.7 MB
Publisher: Dial Books
Date published:   2016
ISBN: 9780399539114 (DRM-EPUB)

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