Comedy Magic in Magic & Conjuring: page 2

Short one-line jokes, alphabetically categorized for speeches, speakers, entertainers and comedians.

"One liners you will use is an A to Z of snappy, funny one liner gags that you will be able to inject into your own show. Between the covers of Wolfgang's book is a whole battery of one liners, all suitable for the right occasion. These one liners are all carefully categorized according to subject and so it is an easy, quick reference method of finding the right gag for the right spot in your show. Take advantage of years of practical experience going into this book. Imagine how long it...

This is a serious ebook on comedy! A tremendous act that’s one scream of a laugh! Rachel and Aldo have obtained huge success with this comedy act. They performed the act for magic conventions where most of the audiences are composed of magicians, but they found out that the routine goes over great with lay audiences as well. They had so many requests about this act that they finally decided to put it in print. To keep the ebook as complete as possible, they have listed more gags and jokes that you can use.

1st edition 2009; 13 pages.

The cure for hecklers and other problems. In this ebook you’ll find an incredible amount of funny lines (different from the other books) to use when those inevitable accidents happen. It’s not a question of IF it will happen; it's a question of WHEN it will happen. You face a heckler, you drop something, you make a mistake, you hear a noise off stage, a baby cries, etc., knowing exactly what to say at the appropriate moment will show the audience that you are a real professional. Hundreds of comedy one-liners to cover virtually every accident.

1st edition 2009; 20 pages.

The second ebook on comedy with over 300 one-liners, jokes and bits of business. Keep the laughter coming with Aldo's follow-up book to Make 'Em Laugh. All different from the previous volume. Why not get both?

1st edition 2009; 11 pages.

Yes, it’s here! Aldo's new comedy ebook is finally available. It contains hundreds of insults and comebacks for hecklers and every possible situation that may arise during a show. All one-liners are different from the previous books in this (now) famous comedy series. For magicians, comedians, you name it!

1st edition 2007; 13 pages.

The success of my previous comedy books ‘almost’ forced me to collect another incredible bunch of one liners and other funny material. The best compliment I had regarding these publications came from Ed Eckl (co-publisher of Precursor magazine), who said, “In the 60’s we had Robert Orben providing comedy material, now we have Aldo Colombini.”

Robert Orben was and still is my ‘hero’ and my mentor even though we have never met; so the words assume an even greater meaning to me. Here’s the content: HILARIOUS ONE LINERS, IRONIC AND FUNNY GRAFFITI, SMART HECKLERS REMARKS, and...

Here’s the third volume of my comedy series that started with Make’ em Laugh and continued with Funny Stuff. Laughing Out Loud has over 500 one liners! I’m sure you will use these jokes either in your acts or simply among friends in informal situations and gatherings. No matter what, MAKE’ EM LAUGH using this FUNNY STUFF and you’ll leave them LAUGHING OUT LOUD!

1st edition 2009; 15 pages.

An entertaining, fun-filled ebook written for anyone who wants to be a comedian! It contains:

• LIFE-SAVER LINES
• LINES FOR HECKLERS AND ACCIDENTS
• NEWS AND NEWSPAPERS
• PERFORMERS/PERFORMANCES
• COMEDY LETTER TO MOM
• LINES AND GAGS FOR M.C.
• ONE-LINERS FOR MAGIC PROPS
• OPENING LINES
• SIGHT GAGS
• COMEDY INVENTIONS
• ONE-LINERS FOR CHRISTMAS
• ROASTS
• TOASTERS AND TOASTMASTERS
• HUNDREDS OF GENERAL ONE-LINERS.

1st edition 2009; 23 pages.

Over 200 one-liners, jokes and bits of business for magicians, jugglers, MC's, etc. While you're knocking 'em dead with your magic, you might as well 'make em laugh' too!

1st edition 2007; 13 pages.

This is a practical ebook on the art of writing comedy for your magic. Learn how to routine comedy and magic together and to keep your audiences entertained at all times.

This ebook is in two parts. The first section of the ebook will reveal to you a technique that will help you to create your own comedy patter to use in conjunction with your magic. It is a very enjoyable thing to do, as you will see, and, surprisingly, it is also very easy. The second part of the ebook is actually a bunch of one-liners and other comedy material that you can use to develop the ‘secret’ given to you in...

Here you have a collection of comedy signs that you may use as an MC or as an entertaining funny spot for any act. Just select the ones you like, print them in cardstock (laminate them if you want so they last forever) and just present them to your audiences. We would not suggest that you use them all at once but just a few (seven or ten seems a fair number).

You get a total of 36 signs.

Here is Aldo's latest effort on putting together smart comebacks, insults and one-liners. Besides insults and comebacks you will also find a section with various funny one-liners to use during your shows. Although Aldo wrote the lines with SHE or HE, the subject can be, of course, easily switched. Please be aware that some one-liners are crude and/or contain ‘blue’ material.

1st edition 2010; 19 pages.

Funny stuff for magicians, MCs and other entertainers. For a pro just one new gag or bit of comedy that fits into his program is worth a lot of money. Even though Aldo demonstrates these gags not in front of a life audience, it is so much better to see a video and get a sense of how they have to be delivered, rather than just reading about them. Here you have a sampling of some great gags:

• FLIP-LINES
• BANTERS
• AD-LIBS
• COMEDY SIGHT BITS
• EMCEE BLOCKBUSTERS

More flip-lines, banters, ad-libs, comedy sight bits, and emcee blockbusters. The sequel of one of the funniest, most unusual DVDs on comedy ever produced (Gagbuster)! Another collection of visual gags and comedy bits that you will use in your shows.

CONTENTS:

• COMEDY SCISSORS
• THE STUTTERING REVELATION
• ONE MORE TAKE
• TO CHANGE A MAN INTO A WOMAN
• THE EYE DROP
• THREE LINKED RINGS
• THREE HATS
• AN EMPTY ENVELOPE
• IS THIS YOUR WATCH?
• THE WHIP-I NEED A VOLUNTEER
• A BALLOON KISS
• FIVE-BALL JUGGLING
• JUGGLER ON A MOTORBIKE
• OH, MUMMY
• SIXTH FINGER
• CHINESE YO-YO
• COMEDY PREDICTIONS
• CHINESE PREDICTION ...

A new comedy mental effect based on a new term UNSHOP, which means to return something at the checkout-counter because you bought too much and cannot afford it.

The performer invites a male participant to take an imaginary shopping trip. He is told to imagine he has gone to a store and is going to buy a new outfit. His new outfit will consist of a sports coat, shirt, necktie, pants, socks, shoes, and even a pair of boxer shorts. He is told that when he gets to the checkout-counter, he discovers he does not have enough money with him and has to return something to the shelf. The participant...

Aldo thought he published all of his one-liners. But he kept collecting and finally he had so many new ones that he decided to put together this new ebook.

Please keep in mind that some of the jokes is blue material. Use with care and when appropriate.

1st edition 2013, 24 pages.

You might also be interested in Aldo's complete line of comedy material:

• MAKE' EM LAUGH
• COMEDY MIND READING ACT
• FUNNY STUFF
• LAUGHING OUT LOUD
• LIFE SAVER LINES
• KEEP'EM LAUGHING
• FIRST AID LINES
• PUT COMEDY IN YOUR MAGIC
• YOUR HOST FOR TONIGHT
• INSULTS and COMEBACKS
• SIDE SPLITTERS

A comedy card on seat routine with a twist.

This one is an absolute killer! Scott's Comedy Card on Seat routine uses a different method from the well-known Chuck Fayne or gaffed chair routines. The audience participant joins you up front and sits in an ordinary chair. Then, while you look away, he selects and signs a card, replaces it anywhere he wants in the deck and thoroughly shuffles the deck before returning it to you. After some fun, and very amusing byplay, the card vanishes, followed by a kick-in-the-head moment that NOBODY sees coming, before it is revealed that he is SITTING on...

The Best Nest - Scott's Borrowed Ring in Nest of Boxes routine is an absolute treasure! One of his pet performance pieces, you can use the routine with virtually any existing marketed set, or make up the DIY set as Scott explains, and save hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars. Scott has honed this routine over decades of performances, and it shows. Every little detail and nuance is given, along with subtleties and convincers that you won't find anywhere else, including a really easy and really sneaky way of making the audience believe the nest of boxes has been freely and completely displayed...

Laugh three times as hard when you purchase all three ebooks.

A brand-new collection of one-liners, visual gags and easy-to-do tricks with routines for magicians and mentalists. If you want to add some comedy to your close-up or stand-up performances, here's a collection of material to help make you more memorable. With contributions from top cruise ship comedy magician Mel Mellers, brilliant comedy mentalist Mike McClean, and the hilarious Nathan Kranzo, there's something in here for everyone.

• General One Liners
• One Hundred Pounds
• Hammer Time
• Chinese Fortune Cookie
• One Liners – Towns
• Rubber Dove
• BBQ
• Big Money Prizes
• Air Horn Sneeze (Nathan Kranzo)
• One...

Mel Mellers Gag book Vol 1 consists of over 100 gags directly from Mel's working act. Gags that have taken him around the world for over twenty years. A multitude of one-liners for every occasion from a top professional.

1st edition 2021, PDF 49 pages.

Here we go with another three routines that are all audience-tested designed for maximum impact. They all explain the handling and variations and sample scripts. None of them are particularly hard to do relying on basic level skills and presentational hooks to drive the entertainment.

THE MIND-READING TEAPOT

This is a quirky Q & A routine involving a teapot. Questions or target information are written on pieces of paper by members of the audience. The papers are folded and placed in a teapot. The performer removes one of the pieces of paper and places it into the spout of the teapot. Holding...

This old standby has been given a make-over by adding a comedy ending that revitalizes the handling and assures the performer a laugh and a round of applause. Get that deck out of the drawer and breathe new life into it. (Requires you to have or get a so-called "Electric Deck" which can be purchased new typically below $10.)

1st edition 2021, PDF 1 page, video 38s.

Clever material for the magician and comedy entertainer. An assortment of funny bits and comedic trick patter.

• Introduction
• 'The Telly' (Or 'Goggle-Box Gags' )
• Club-Single For Comedian
• 'So Tired'! Mono. For Languid Comedian
• Those 'Headshrinkers'!
• Patter For Cigarette-Routine
• 'Grandson Of Davy Crockett'!
• Patter For Flower Productions And 'Botania', Etc.
• 'Odds And Boffs'
• 'Zany-Bits'
• Patter For 'Cut And Restored Rope'
• 'The Invisible Cigarette', And Vanishing Cigarette
• 'The Little Monsters'
• Philosophy
• Wives
• Marriage
• Did You Hear About The...
• 'Courting Capers'
• Patter For Vanishing...