The pro guide to better compèring.
From the introduction by Billy McComb:
He's written a leaflet ... I shall not call it a book ... on Compering ... this bearded idiot. I've read it and regrettably he seems to know what he's talking about. I have written a bit to make the omissions less glaring ... but blast me cups and balls, he does appear to know what he's on about. And he does get booked to do it ... and at good money too. Forgive me. I must leave you ...
1st edition 1984, 13 pages; PDF 14 pages.
word count: 6731 which is equivalent to 26 standard pages of text