A collection of gags, laugh lines, one-liners, and bits classified to cover all kinds of situations. Including a series of three articles on the task of the compere. An ebook for all who entertain with magic.
- Publisher's Introduction
- Part One: Notice To Quip
- Cards
- Ropes
- Cigarettes Etc.
- Money
- Christmas
- Multiplying Cigarette-Lighters
- Burnt And Restored Note
- Fire And Brimstone!
- Silks, Hanks, Flags, Etc.
- Mental
- Wands
- Paper, Watches And Miscellaneous
- Eggs
- Liquids
- Impromptu
- Levitations And Anti-Gravity
- Openers
- Village And Church-Hall Shows
- Compere Gags Introductory And General
- Audience Volunteers
- Dinners
- Production Box Hubbard
- Kid Shows
- Penetrations And Releases
- Choppers
- Part Two Funny Mixture!
- Orben
- Patter For Kentare
- Patter For 'Red & White Ropes'
- Patter In Rhyme For Thimbles
- Latex Limericks
- Convincing Chatter For Card Conjurors
- The Bangle Wangle
- Just A Few Words Bits And Pieces
- Strictly Kidding Gags With Kids
- Top-Of-The-Props
- "Taking The Mike"
- "Volunteers" - Fall-In!
- Potty-Poems
- Cod-Inventions
- My Inventions
- "Thank You And Goodnight ..."
- "Did You Hear?"
- Part Three The Task Of The Compere
1st edition 1981, 68 pages; PDF 81 pages.
word count: 30736 which is equivalent to 122 standard pages of text